Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews”Looks similar to the game I mentioned I was looking forward to.”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
“It actually looks like all sorts of awesome.”
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is an example of how dreams can become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe Evil wizard Thoth Amon devised a scheme to revive the ancient evil called Xaltotun. He’ll enslave all of the world , if he can succeed. Only you are the one that can keep him at bay. It is true that you’ll have to use all of your skill and tact to get this done. All your guile. You must summon all your strength and skill. Chop Chop is what you should do!
Conan Chop Chop is the most epic and realistic stick figure ever created. The game will take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus it will feature an unimaginably large amount of gore as well as flying legs. It could result in outbursts or extreme profanities based on the end of your sword.
Change into Conan… or anyone or someone else! Brawny, but no brain? No worries! Choose between a diverse cast of badass warrior gods, or add accessories and weapons to match your style!
Explore quests that are pure epicness!You are about to save the world! However, you will still be invoiced from merchants to sell your goods. The locals may be pestering you with their work. Don’t worry, some of them will give you a good deal.
Explore every direction! Brave the shifting sands of Koth Explore the dark woods in Darkwood and slay your way through the searing world of Hyperboria and see the icy landscape of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop allows players explore the world to both sides, up and down! There’s a chance you’ll be jumping, running, or even doing things diagonally that can provide you with the ultimate 3-D experience.
Loot, loot and even more loot! Discover how to cut head of enemies with a broom, and turn them into chop sueys using the bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop contains a large selection of various weapons as well as trinkets and other legendary items, each suited to tailor the most violent style you think of.
Discover amazing combinations! To crack skulls around you, perform the 360deg spin attack. You’ll be able to speed up at the speed of the light. You can swing your sword longways and sideways to win a match which will leave you gasping for air as you struggle to grasp the pure awesomeness of your combat actions.
Bosses who are ruthless! You must first defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you are able to take on Thoth-Amon. Neither of these bosses have a lot of sympathy for the cause you are fighting. Instead, they will try to kill you with destructive techniques like Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! A variety of maps that are completely random and a wealth of weapon and ability options you can test ensure each game you play will be an experience that is completely new. Although you’ll likely be killed many times, getting new weapons will help you make it to the next level.


As reviewed by sakura gets fucked comic